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'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Wow, what a DILF."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

If Peter had only interpreted Jesus' words literally...

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

Square Yard

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

'Sorry. We have no senor discount.'

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

I never understood why they talk about something "going south" as if it is a bad thing.

Castaway can't remembers how to write S.O.S.

'I don't know what you're complaining about. I should charge you for breathing my second hand smoke. This happens to be a very expensive Cuban cigar!'

Dog Show: 'Bad news Muffy - you're being disqualified on a technicality.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

I like spring okay, except for the mammoths shedding.

Ribbit. Rabbit. Ribbit. No, rabbit. Rabbit. Thit ribbit's iccent is thick!

Jenny has a mid-lithe crisis.

Falling rocks! It does not!

"That's Phil...he's got a simple imprecation for everything."

'If I had a nickel for every time I was mistaken for him, I wouldn't have to work. Now, hand over all of your AA batteries.'

Division of Putting Toothpaste Back in the Tube

Bar Association. What a disappointment. It has nothing to do with either beer of candy.

'Tea and crumpet - £50.'