Parka Fans Gifts

Snowman horror.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Automatic swing machine

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

The Zombie Awakes...

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

The Polygon family at home

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

Parrot going crackers about Brexit.

"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."

"Is that the best you can do for a second opinion ?"

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

Fashion week

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

Parking validation

Stop It. Stop It. Stop It. Stop It. So it went for years, neither parrot knowing who started the nightmare.

'They're not vultures circling overhead Don, they're parrots!'

Pre historic undercover agents - "Hey, look here... This guy's been wired-up all along!"

Ladies in Lycra

'What the heck ever happened to all the great polka bands.'

'What's that?' - 'If they rise they're scones, if they not they're pancakes.'

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

Learning the Polka