Animal Patterns Fans Gifts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"She's a miniature."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Antler Buzzers.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Overkill, dude."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

Tiger Costume

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'