Parka Fans Mugs

Snowman horror.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Automatic swing machine

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

The Zombie Awakes...

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

An Eskimo sits in a melting igloo, as a central heating van drives away.

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

The Polygon family at home

'Don't tell me - you've come as a newsreader?'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"Is that the best you can do for a second opinion ?"

'A lifetime sentence for bein' cute.'

"He believes it will freeze over any day now."

Parking validation

Fashion week

'They're not vultures circling overhead Don, they're parrots!'

Stop It. Stop It. Stop It. Stop It. So it went for years, neither parrot knowing who started the nightmare.

Pre historic undercover agents - "Hey, look here... This guy's been wired-up all along!"

'What's that?' - 'If they rise they're scones, if they not they're pancakes.'

Ladies in Lycra

'What the heck ever happened to all the great polka bands.'

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

Learning the Polka

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.