Polka Aficionados Gifts

'Why pay big bucks for a DJ or band for our wedding reception, when Erwin here will play his favurite polka hits on his accordian for some beer?'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Curtsey

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Louis Antoine Jullien

'I'm afraid to ask.'

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

Training Polo Ponies

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

Extreme Imbibing.

Bike with Tag Along

"I hear we went platinum."

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

'Trainspotters'

"I love it!"

The Unsportables: Shot Put

Girl looking in mirror

Snowman horror.

Dot hogs.

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

'What the heck ever happened to all the great polka bands.'

'They shouldn't allow polo players on the fairways.'

Learning the Polka

The depreciating Value of Movie Theater Popcorn

"And then in Italy Muriel has spent her life savings buying vintage polka dots."

'I don't worry about their dumb security system ... after all we're Cat Burglers.'