Polka Aficionados Prints

'Why pay big bucks for a DJ or band for our wedding reception, when Erwin here will play his favurite polka hits on his accordian for some beer?'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a bubble like this?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Curtsey

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

Louis Antoine Jullien

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."

Bike with Tag Along

Training Polo Ponies

Extreme Imbibing.

'I'm afraid to ask.'

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

"I hear we went platinum."

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

"Dress code?"

Cat turning telly off with remote.

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

'Trainspotters'

"I love it!"

"I'm afraid you've got a serious case of polka dots."

"You've got to admit—he looks good."

Smokey Robinson caricature.

'What the heck ever happened to all the great polka bands.'

Snowman horror.

The Unsportables: Shot Put

Dot hogs.

Girl looking in mirror

'They shouldn't allow polo players on the fairways.'

Learning the Polka

'I don't worry about their dumb security system ... after all we're Cat Burglers.'

The depreciating Value of Movie Theater Popcorn