Polka Enthusiast Prints

Learning the Polka

"Seniors again. Grabbed an armful of polka CDs and just waltzed right out."

"To be perfectly honest, Pete, I'm not sure it's Clear Channel that's holding us back."

Manners and Customs of the English - The Polka

Polka Dots

'What the heck ever happened to all the great polka bands.'

World series of Polka.

Rap Dancing Snake: 'Recently she only dances to Lawrence Welk's Polak Music.'

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

The last song before the party exploded.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Curtsey

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

The merger hits a snag.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

ABBA

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Louis Antoine Jullien

Paul McCartney

'No. I insist. You first.'

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

This time, Charlie knew he was headed for a brain freeze

"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."

Kylie Minogue.

"It's a polo pony"

Man out of order like his coffee machine

The Lawn Gegnome Project

Won't it be fun to vacation with your grandmother? I guess. But I'd rather go with you and daddy. Oh, honey! That's so sweet! We'll miss you tooo � Groan! We'll have to be polite 24/7! Does my smile look sincere?

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

Impossicle.