Polka Pillows

"To be perfectly honest, Pete, I'm not sure it's Clear Channel that's holding us back."

Louis Antoine Jullien

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Curtsey

'Where's my horse?'

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

Polo and Croquet player battle for the ball.

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

Drive-Thru Fondue

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

Training Polo Ponies

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.

"It's a polo pony"

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

The zombies were halfway across the living room when they noticed that 'Friends' was on.

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

Parking validation

Wentworth patiently waits for his receipt.

"Do you know Jackson Pollock?"

"Time capsule 1994"

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'