Polish Aficionado Pillows

'Yeah, I used to play cricket. How did you guess?'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Angela Merkel

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Otto von Bismarck

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

French Street.

Sisyphus

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

Training Polo Ponies

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

60 years of the Treaty of Rome

Goal Post Ape.

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'What do you mean someone stole the coin used in the coin toss?'

Brexit