Polish Aficionado Mugs

'Yeah, I used to play cricket. How did you guess?'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

Mohamed Salah

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Angela Merkel

Room-mate Homicides Waiting to Happen. . .

"I cloned myself to take care of my Thanksgiving duties while I watch football in peace."

Otto von Bismarck

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

French Street.

Sisyphus

'He was a great player...he gained 'many cap's' for his Country !'

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

World Cup reactions

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

Training Polo Ponies

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

Goal Post Ape.

"Muroski, I said we need a couple more POKER players..."

This particular species, Mr. Bettman, can only evolve in southern Ontario.

"The bad news is he only has two minutes to live, the good news is it's in football time.""

60 years of the Treaty of Rome

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

Brexit

'Structural strength test? Next door!'