Prussian Aficionado Mugs

Otto von Bismarck

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Thatched roof car.

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Swing dancers.

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Jack in the Box

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"I welcome the discussion."

Cat with Crown.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Angela Merkel

John Stuart Mill

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Count Von Moltke.

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

Mouse King

Rolls Royce House and Car

"The Black Plague is getting worse, Sire, but the crime rate is WAY down!"

"The filthy rich"

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

King Solomon's Wedding"You may kiss the brides. You may also kiss the concubines, but don't make a big tzimmes about it."