Prussian Aficionado Gifts

Otto von Bismarck

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

Swing dancers.

Thatched roof car.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Jack in the Box

"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"I welcome the discussion."

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

Cat with Crown.

Angela Merkel

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

A bride and her father walk down an aisle decorated with cost of the wedding.

I told you the King wasn't ready for irony!

John Stuart Mill

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Count Von Moltke.

Mouse King

Rolls Royce House and Car

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

"The Black Plague is getting worse, Sire, but the crime rate is WAY down!"