Polka-dot Fashionista Pillows

"I got a job!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Haute Suture

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I was almost that last year."

Useless add-ons.

Dog Dressed to Eat

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Nice haircut."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Carioca

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Curtsey

Knight walking a dog.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Puss in Heels

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

Birthday Cake

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."