Polka-dot Fashionista Gifts

"I got a job!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I was almost that last year."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Haute Suture

Dog Dressed to Eat

Useless add-ons.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

Carioca

"Nice haircut."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Curtsey

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

Birthday Cake

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'Alright, you can wear them in the house, but don't you dare go outside!'