Polka Dot Collector Pillows

"I'm sorry, you've just missed him."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Curtsey

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

"I got a job!"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'He's been shot!'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

Dog Sticker Family

"I'm not buying it."

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

Funky Facts:Schools.

'Krista, please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.'

Bassoon musical instrument.

An H pencil landing on top of an art gallery.

"One day I was Mr. Write. Then, she wrote me off, and told me I was no longer #1 in her life, and that I was dull and pointless."

'Sir, sprinkle a little graphite on your cereal every morning... it'll put lead in your pencil.'

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

"Hey, if you have to ask, you can't afford them."

"Dress code?"

Decals and stickers for your bike.

'Trainspotters'

"I love it!"

"I'm afraid you've got a serious case of polka dots."

Girl looking in mirror