Polka Dot Fan Pillows

'Trainspotters'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Dot hogs.

The Main Types of Cheese

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Curtsey

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"I got a job!"

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

Tic tac toe.

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

"I love it!"

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"

"I'm sorry, you've just missed him."

Girl looking in mirror

"Mum used to have one piece of porcelain...now she has lots."

"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

'Whew!'

"And then in Italy Muriel has spent her life savings buying vintage polka dots."

'Well, unfortunately, I don't really 'play' polo: My rider never lets me hit the ball...'

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

Soldier Camouflage

'I'm sorry, Andrew, we're just not a good fit.'

Out of Order (numbers out of order)

Polka Dot Artist

Spotty dress

The wrong suit

"You aren't fooling anyone, Mrs. Beck. We know your daughter has a rash."

'Nah! It's not so bad staring at four walls all day!'

"Have a good time, son, but don't expect much in this economy."