Polka Dot Fan Mugs

'Trainspotters'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Dot hogs.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

The Main Types of Cheese

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Curtsey

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"I got a job!"

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'Humor him. He thinks his girlfriend is a pinup girl.'

"No sir, we do not have beer here."

Tic tac toe.

"Dress code?"

'That's right kiddo, kings, queens, emperors, sultans and maharajas! I mingled with them all...'

"I love it!"

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

"I'm afraid you've got a serious case of polka dots."

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"

"Mum used to have one piece of porcelain...now she has lots."

Girl looking in mirror

"I'm sorry, you've just missed him."

"Just because you collect them doesn't make them collectibles."

'Whew!'

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

'I'm sorry, Andrew, we're just not a good fit.'

'Well, unfortunately, I don't really 'play' polo: My rider never lets me hit the ball...'

"And then in Italy Muriel has spent her life savings buying vintage polka dots."

Soldier Camouflage

Out of Order (numbers out of order)

Polka Dot Artist

Spotty dress

"You aren't fooling anyone, Mrs. Beck. We know your daughter has a rash."

The wrong suit