Divot Driller Gifts

"That's not a divot so much as a major geological event."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

The Mainstream

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Travellers

Largest Divot Trophy.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

Golf Hil Divot

Oil Industry Safety.

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'What a divot?'

"OK, boys. Begin drilling."

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

Oil Workers

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

Susan unexpectedly found herself living life in the fast lane due to a road detour.

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

'Replace divots'

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

Here, There, Everywhere.

"The king of divots, every game is played like the last."

'That was a test of our school's emergency broadcasting system. If this were a real emergency, you would have been asked not to talk to reporters.'

'I haven't played here for eight months.' - 'You won't recognize the course now it's almost healed up.'

'You made that divot deliberately.'

'What a divot.'

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

'What! Nobody thought to bring a drill?'