Distraction Diverter Gifts

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

The Mainstream

Pizza time.

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

Travellers

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

The Keyboard

'The rozzer in the dorp had never seen a quod.'

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

Noise machines for dogs.

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

"Are you listening to me?"

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

I'm sorry, your honor, I'm a little distracted. Would it be okay if I were to continue questioning the witness via cell phone from the hall?

Easily fooled, Andy is once again picked off at first base.

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

Fake Muse

'I was THAT close to attaining enlightenment, and a stupid BIRD landed on my head!'

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

"It's been over two weeks, and I'm starting to get concerned. Normally, when the committee jumps down a rabbit hole, they're back in a few hours."

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

"Now that the person chewing gum so loudly has finally stopped, perhaps we can all pay attention to what I'm doing here."

Here, There, Everywhere.

'Phone-b-gone, gets rid of unwanted phones.'

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

The Institute of Time Mismanagement Asks: 'Are You Procrastinating to Your Full Potential?'