Convention Diverter Gifts

The Mainstream

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Fishing Tales

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Mermaid Art

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Thar she blows!'

Dog brings diver flippers.

Psychic diving competition.

'I hate evolution!'

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

I told you not to swim out to far

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

A termite practical joke.

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Welcome to Atlantis - Watering Ban in Effect.

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure