Dictionary Diver Gifts

Girl to boy: 'My vocabulary is bigger than your vocabulary!'

Wendell has a strange feeling that he has seen this word before.

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

'Serving pyranose from his buskin left some paly.'

'She used a scroggy piraya to flench her jargonel.'

"I didn't really choose to be an accountant, I just went through the dictionary and it was too difficult to become an Aardvark!"

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'A xebec and fluyt passed a heptad of shilpit grugrus.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudence, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'The rozzer in the dorp had never seen a quod.'

Ernie's looking up the meaning of "palindrome". Dictionary. Aha!

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

"Dad, I know what opprobrium means." "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

Samuel Johnson

"Hello, I'm Clifton Latimer."

Inclusion of the word coronavirus in dictionary

Dictionary Publishing Inc. May I have a word with you?

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"

The Jacques Cousteau Story

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

'What does unaware mean?'

"Stop the presses - they've just redefined masculinity!"

Lair Freshner