Book Diver Gifts

Immersed in reading

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Fiction. Mystery. History.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

Locking Up Crime

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

It was an impulse buy.

Question Mark

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

Mystery and suspense at the library.

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

He was forced to take early retirement.

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'