Book Detective Gifts

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

Mystery bookshelf in library.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Murder mystery bookshelf falls on passerby.

"I've gathered you all here today, to find out who borrowed my Agatha Christie and never returned it."

"What books? I haven't seen any books."

Library of War and Peace

"How should I know if this the book I'm supposed to return if I haven't even read it?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'Oh oh, it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

Locking Up Crime

'Where do you keep the books on paranoia?', 'Who wants to know?'

Hard to find books...book.

"That book is kept downstairs in the Big Secret Important Book Room."

"We're not leaving until I find every book we ever gave them."

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Stolen Crime Books.

Mystery and suspense at the library.

'I found him like this right here on page seven. He always was a book worm.'

Crime A-L

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

Fiction. Mystery. History.

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

The Philip Marlow family

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'