Publication Detective Gifts

"Dr. Flaubert, I'm from the science police, and I'd like you to answer some questions about your last paper."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

The evidence destroyed

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

Fiction. Mystery. History.

Mysteries.

Bibliomaniac

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

Locking Up Crime

"I try to keep my classes relevant."

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Major Bagstock is delighted to have that oppertunity

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"