Media Detective Gifts

'Really, Frank... The late news is so depressing - and it's the same thing every night... Why do you even turn it on?'

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

In the Guru District

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"National security adviser"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Gay Times...

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

If nobody had invented graphics

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Meet the Enemy

Cord cutter

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'