Media Detective Pillows

'Really, Frank... The late news is so depressing - and it's the same thing every night... Why do you even turn it on?'

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

In the Guru District

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"National security adviser"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Gay Times...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Meet the Enemy

Cord cutter

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."