Communication Detective Gifts

"You've always been a poor listener Harold."

'If you want to communicate with a disruptive student, learn to hear what isn't being said.'

"What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?" "What's the word I'm looking for?"

"We keep this section closed off."

Home Business - Overnight Delivery.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Remember when, on the Internet, nobody knew who you were?"

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"Find out who put a 100 dollar bill in the suggestion box. This person has potential!"

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"...and for your part in the computer fraud I sentence you to eighteen months @www.hermajestiesprison.co.uk"

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

"We need to talk about procrastination."

The Tangents talk it over.

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

"People are always whining about food labelling, but there's NOTHING that ANYONE with a reasonable chemistry degree and maybe a PhD in pharmacology wouldn't with a little effort, be able to understand....At least a little."

"Richard has quite an ear for dialogue."

Amateur Spam.

"I did a quick search for my lost requirements documents and I found them right away, but how do I get rid of the ads now?"