Bookworm Detective Gifts

'Please, tell me your secret. Everyday I'm fatter while you're thinner and thinner.'

'We've searched the whole house, and there's still no sign of the evidence. To be honest, I'm starting to think we've got the wrong guy.'

Book sections, 'crime' and 'master crime'.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Edgar Allen Poe

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The DaVinci Code

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

The Dorrie Decimal System

No-Work Orange

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Television Readers.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Jean-Paul Sartre

hard-boiled egg...

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Honoré de Balzac

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Blue Stockings

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.