Closing Laugh Mystery Publications
Bookworm Sleuth Gifts
Looking for a gift for a bookworm sleuth? Celebrate their love for mysteries and reading with our witty and charming selections. These gifts are ideal for anyone who enjoys unraveling clues, solving puzzles, or getting lost in a good book. Whether they enjoy classic detective stories or contemporary thrillers, our products bring their passion to life. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, we've curated items that match their curious and inquisitive spirit. Surprise a fellow mystery lover or treat yourself to something that honors their literary detective side. It’s all about sharing the fun of discovery and the joy of reading!
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"
'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'
'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
Eternal Student.
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
The Bookworm
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.
Edgar Allen Poe
The DaVinci Code
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"
"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."
'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'
The Dorrie Decimal System
Television Readers.
'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'
Jean-Paul Sartre
hard-boiled egg...
'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'
"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."
No-Work Orange
"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'
Blue Stockings
'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'
Honoré de Balzac
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
Bookworm Sleuth Gifts Collection
Bookworm Sleuth Mugs
Discover more witty and detective-themed mugs perfect for book lovers and sleuths. Explore our collection for humorous and charming designs that celebrate their curiosity.
Bookworm Sleuth Pillows
Add flair to their reading space with our detective-themed pillows. Check out our cozy and witty options designed for inquisitive minds and mystery enthusiasts.
Bookworm Sleuth Prints
Explore our collection of detective-inspired prints and artwork. Perfect for decorating a library or reading nook—delight the bookworm sleuth with something special.
Bookworm Sleuth T-Shirts
Find the perfect detective-inspired t-shirts that match the inquisitive spirit of bookworm sleuths. Browse now for clever, literary-themed designs that make a statement.