'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'
Bookworm In Disguise Gifts
Searching for something special for your bookworm in disguise? Our collection features funny, creative gifts that gently poke fun at their love of reading while adding a splash of personality. Perfect for anyone who secretly devours books but prefers to keep it a secret, these gifts combine humor with a touch of literary charm. Celebrate their passion subtly or proudly—either way, you'll find something that resonates for your favorite quiet reader.
Parent about kid reading 'Improving Your Video Gaming': 'It's the only way I could get him to read.'
"So now you're reading a book?"
Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?
Cookery books 'Delia Smith' 'Psyche-Delia smith'
"No Dad! I said I wanted Minecraft!"
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author
"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"
'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'
'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
Eternal Student.
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
The Bookworm
Edgar Allen Poe
Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
The DaVinci Code
"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"
Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.
"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."
'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'
The Dorrie Decimal System
No-Work Orange
Television Readers.
'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'
Blue Stockings
'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'
Honoré de Balzac
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
Bookworm In Disguise Gifts Collection
Bookworm In Disguise Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for the bookworm in disguise—perfect for secret readers who want a touch of humor with their morning brew.
Bookworm In Disguise Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that subtly showcase your loved one's hidden passion for books—fun, comfortable, and full of literary charm.
Bookworm In Disguise Prints
Decorate with prints that playfully acknowledge the secret bookworm. Ideal for their reading corner or bedroom wall, these art pieces add personality and humor.
Bookworm In Disguise T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that celebrate the book lover in disguise. Great for those who want to show their literary pride with a humorous twist.