Bookworm With A Twist Gifts

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'Sometimes I wish Daddy wasn't a bankruptcy lawyer. No matter what book he reads to me, he's only interested in chapter 11.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

Pastoring for Dummies

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

'Good Book?'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'I don't care what it takes, I'm going to get rid of this waddle!'

"Do you have any books on perception?"

"And this is the book on time travel I borrowed a week from now."

Neutering done while you wait: Sooty just learnt to read.

"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."

Prison Library - Book on Escape with File Inside.

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

Hypnotizing Women

The Colonel at home.

Karate pop up book knocks man out.

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

Guru reading 'Hedonism for Ascetics'

Surprised man seeing MAGIC MADE EASY book levitating off bookstand in book shop storefront window.

Man with two pairs of glasses.

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

How to stop your inner child from playing with matches.

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

Reading in front of the television

"You pay your late fines or Babar breaks your pinkie."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"Good God, I've been doing it wrong all this time."

"Poetry would be way more accessible if they just said what they meant."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

Book-of-the-MAGA Club