Bookworm With A Tail-wagging Twist Gifts

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

K9 Literati

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

The Da Vinci Cod

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

'Is this your first book launch?'

Friedrich Schiller

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"