Bookworm With A Tail-wagging Twist Pillows

"What are you trying to say, Rex?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Friedrich Schiller

'Is this your first book launch?'

Trivia/Great Literature.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"