Bookworm In Disguise Pillows

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Parent about kid reading 'Improving Your Video Gaming': 'It's the only way I could get him to read.'

"So now you're reading a book?"

Have you ever read Dickens, minion? No. Businessman of the Year. Armstrong Maynard. How about Upton Sinclair? John Steinbeck? Who? … Marx? Mark's what? Thank you for reminding me why I hired you, minion. Can I take my weekly lunch break today instead of Friday?

Cookery books 'Delia Smith' 'Psyche-Delia smith'

"No Dad! I said I wanted Minecraft!"

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

The Bookworm

Edgar Allen Poe

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The DaVinci Code

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

No-Work Orange

Television Readers.

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Blue Stockings

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Honoré de Balzac

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"