Bookworm With A Twist Pillows

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

'Sometimes I wish Daddy wasn't a bankruptcy lawyer. No matter what book he reads to me, he's only interested in chapter 11.'

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Pastoring for Dummies

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'I don't care what it takes, I'm going to get rid of this waddle!'

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

'Good Book?'

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."

"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."

"And this is the book on time travel I borrowed a week from now."

Karate pop up book knocks man out.

Hypnotizing Women

Guru reading 'Hedonism for Ascetics'

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Surprised man seeing MAGIC MADE EASY book levitating off bookstand in book shop storefront window.

The Colonel at home.

Man with two pairs of glasses.

How to stop your inner child from playing with matches.

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

Neutering done while you wait: Sooty just learnt to read.

Prison Library - Book on Escape with File Inside.

Reading in front of the television

"You pay your late fines or Babar breaks your pinkie."

"It's deliciously trashy."

"Yep, that's it - seven pages, I only write what I know."

Tolkien Characters That Never Made it out of the Author's Notebooks

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

Medical Self Help