Bookworm With A Flair Pillows

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

The Witches Discover The Wok

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'Is this your first book launch?'

Friedrich Schiller

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Childhood

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Small child checks out a book.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

DIY information - 'Here you are - look it up yourself.'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"