Bookworm With A Rebellious Streak Pillows

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

The Witches Discover The Wok

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Trivia/Great Literature.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Childhood

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

The book is so much better than the film..

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

A dead plant in the environment section.

Pastoring for Dummies

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"