Imaginative Bookworm Pillows

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Friedrich Schiller

'Is this your first book launch?'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

"At least she's reading."

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Book Worm

Small child checks out a book.

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Auguste Comte