Bookworm With Flair Pillows

Fashion for dummies.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Friedrich Schiller

'Is this your first book launch?'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Trivia/Great Literature.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Beyond Dante

"It's a novel about interest rates."

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Childhood

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

Small child checks out a book.

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."