Bookworm With A Business Flair Pillows

Finance Sector: Art of Rain Making.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

The Witches Discover The Wok

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

K9 Literati

The Da Vinci Cod

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

Trivia/Great Literature.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Childhood

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

Welcome back students.

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

The book is so much better than the film..

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic