Bookworm With A Business Flair Gifts

Finance Sector: Art of Rain Making.

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

The Witches Discover The Wok

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

The Da Vinci Cod

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"The only good news this year, gentlemen, is our massive bonuses."

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

Trivia/Great Literature.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Childhood

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Welcome back students.

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Hey, I'll download them to my tablet too."

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.