Business Bookworm Gifts

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'As part of the restructuring process, I want you to swap places.'

Paradigm shifters company.

"We're very sorry, Templeton."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

'How's business? Still slow?'

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

Staff Rereads Dale Carnegie!

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

Business Books Store - Cooking the Books. Dogs commenting: 'Do you think that would make homework more edible?'

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

The Bookworm

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The DaVinci Code

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Edgar Allen Poe

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Blue Stockings