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The little engine that could delegate.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

'Do you want to talk to the man in charge or the woman that knows what's going on?'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

Paradigm shifters company.

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"It's our shareholders... They've lost that lovin' feeling."

My, my, we're justs a little overprotective of our propriety knowledge, aren't we?

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

Before The Merger.