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The little engine that could delegate.

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

Two businessmen competing.

'Do you want to talk to the man in charge or the woman that knows what's going on?'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

Paradigm shifters company.

My, my, we're justs a little overprotective of our propriety knowledge, aren't we?

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"It's our shareholders... They've lost that lovin' feeling."

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'