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Two businessmen competing.

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

The little engine that could delegate.

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."

'I miss the 90s. The good old days of hostile takeovers.'

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

Paradigm shifters company.

My, my, we're justs a little overprotective of our propriety knowledge, aren't we?

"Looks like somebody's compensating."

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."

"It's our shareholders... They've lost that lovin' feeling."

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'