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"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

The little engine that could delegate.

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

"Effective leadership is more than just telling everybody to be like you!"

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Paradigm shifters company.

Symbolism for Artists

My, my, we're justs a little overprotective of our propriety knowledge, aren't we?

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

'How's business? Still slow?'

Who's Who and Who Cares.

'I just wish, he had been more direct...

Carrot falls out of motivational book.

"We're very sorry, Templeton."

"My greatest asset is my ability to tell you exactly what you want to hear."

'Instead of a bedtime story, I'm going to read you my company's report for the third quarter.'

'As part of the restructuring process, I want you to swap places.'

"Tighten the bolts and slap some more boilerplate on this report, Mike. It's got candor leaking out in a dozen places!"

The Joy of Pecks

"He likes to lead by example."