Business Book Reader Gifts

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

The little engine that could delegate.

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

"Effective leadership is more than just telling everybody to be like you!"

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

'My mentor and role model was a frequent flyer.'

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

'It's good, but it's not good-to-go.'

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

Two businessmen competing.

Paradigm shifters company.

My, my, we're justs a little overprotective of our propriety knowledge, aren't we?

Symbolism for Artists

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

'I just wish, he had been more direct...

"We're very sorry, Templeton."

Who's Who and Who Cares.

'How's business? Still slow?'

Carrot falls out of motivational book.

'Instead of a bedtime story, I'm going to read you my company's report for the third quarter.'

"My greatest asset is my ability to tell you exactly what you want to hear."

Staff Rereads Dale Carnegie!

'As part of the restructuring process, I want you to swap places.'

"Tighten the bolts and slap some more boilerplate on this report, Mike. It's got candor leaking out in a dozen places!"

The Joy of Pecks

Key Finding From The Meeting: "It was down the back of my chair."

"He likes to lead by example."