Book Reader Gifts

Stop Your Sobbing

The Joy of Pecks

Pirate Cat Scratcher.

'I guess it's OK - provided he keeps the vow of silence.'

"Down!"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

First Novels.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Meet the author"

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

The Amazing Man-Spider

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Second hand furniture.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Gen-Next Library

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Don Quixote

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Time Machine Collision

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Screen Time vs Book Time

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.