Imaginative Book Reader Gifts

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Cat and fishing instruction

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Mad Hatter's tea party.

Ok, ok, last page.

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Boss, I have a question to ask you, but I'm pretty sure I already know what your answer is going to be. Ask away, minion. Can I have a day off each week to catch up on all the "Star Wars" novels and comic books that tie into the upcoming movie? Of course, Rudy. Who am I to stand in the way of your education in the proper role of a boss and his employee? Wait ... Are you talking about the Emperor and Darth Vader? Excellent training manual, if you ignore the lame social justice warrior parts.

Maybe the kids shouldn't watch the evening news.

"Well, he's a squirrel, so yes, he's a hoarder, but that does not help come Winter: he hoards books, not nuts!"

Stephen King

Man reading in lamp

"The butler did it!"

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

'Self-help books for cynics'

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

"His nose grew every time he lied? That must've taken all the fun out of fishing."

Book Publisher. Editor. It's perfect! A history of toasters as a pop-up book.

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

'Can you read the story with more enthusiasm? You're putting me to sleep.'

"Your blood pressure is fine. But you're a little high in cholesterol."

A Blind Vampire using a bat as a guide.

"Let's forget the Wizard and go see Dr. Oz!"