Imaginative Story Lover Gifts

The One that got Away

A weird slug-man who says 'Wayne' instead of wine.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Victor Hugo

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Swan Fairy Tales

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

J. R. R. Tolkien

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"