Imaginative Story Lover Gifts

The One that got Away

A weird slug-man who says 'Wayne' instead of wine.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Swan Fairy Tales

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Hansel and Gretal

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up